The Correlation of BLAH to ZZZZ

Technical meetings are always a thrill for us non-technical people. The techies get their chance to spout their wisdom about subjects that just sound like "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..." to us. They speak in acronyms like everyone in the world knows what they stand for. Invariably, their voices take on a deep, droning tone. My eyes begin to close and my breath slows.
Today at such a meeting, I drew a chart correlating the Blah Blah to the ZZZZZ factor.